Donald Trump Paper Doll Complete with Golf Clubs, 100% Biodegradable

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OUT OF STOCK. Due to the pandemic I am spending every extra minute sewing masks for the community. Please check back in the future as we get up and rolling again! Be well!


I'm pretty sure you woke up this morning thinking, "If only I had a Donald Trump paper doll, because then I would..."

I don't know what exactly, but probably something pretty damned creative!

Here are a few ideas:

1. Make it into a meme.

2. Stick to the fridge with that giant magnet that looks like a donut.

3. Mail to The White House with a note.

4. Pin on the dart board.

5. Burn on the rubbish pile.

6. Leave on the windshield of the car with the "TRUMP" bumpersticker causing great confusion.

7. Give as a gift, maybe to your Indivisible Group leader.

8. Take photos of it in embarrassing circumstances and post on social media (my personal favorite).

My promise to you: I will print the doll, cut out its stupid body with very sharp scissors, stab holes visciously with a sharp pencil then purposely poke it with multiple paper fasteners, wrap it fiercely in some upcycled paper, heartlessley shove it into an envelope, seal it tightly, stamp it forcefully, and mail it to you.

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Original watercolor and ink artwork, Donald Trump articulated paper doll, color printed on card stock, complete with orange skin, tiny hands, a set of golf clubs, and toilet paper stuck to his shoe. Biodegradable, NO PLASTIC.

(No presidents were harmed in the making of this product.) Approximately 4X11".

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